So seemingly the Oscars are about something or movie, but deep down all we actually care about is who wore what? We’ve decided the finest (and the most unusual) of the Oscars 2016 for our alternate design awards.
For seeming in this Armani PrivÃ© dress the Hands Down Best Dressed Absolute Mega Babe award goes to Cate Blanchett.
Although Alicia Vikander takes home Supporting Mega Babe (and Disney’s princess Belle lookalike) for this Louis Vuitton ballgown.
And the victor of the Leonardo DiCaprio award goes to Leo because, you know, Leo.
Tom Hardy takes the Badass Nuances On The Red Carpet gong and is acknowledged for the present to the world that’s this snapshot of Leo and Tom.
The Star Wars Superfan award is scooped by Jacob Tremblay for styling up his mini-tuxedo with Darth Vader socks and Millenium Falcon cufflinks.
— Devan Coggan (@devancoggan) February 29, 2016
And the Oscar for Most Striking Neckline (and impressively fast arm regrowth after Mad Max) goes to Charlize Theron.
The award for ‘Award Ceremony At 7’, Beach Party At 6 goes to Pharrell for his proper take on the sockless trouser appearance that is rolled.
While the award is effortlessly nabbed by Margot Robbie for, er, Appearing Like The Real Award.
For wearing one at almost every award ceremony, Eddie Redmayne takes the award for Commitment To Bringing Back Velvet Suits.
And the Internet Favorite award this year is split between Ryan Gosling, for his white bow tie that left teenaged girls all over the world hyperventilating…;
…; and Mark Ruffalo, whose navy tux caused an epidemic of individuals who only “can’t even”.
And then this cheeky wink quite almost busted the Internet.
— TwiterHero (@TwiterHero) February 29, 2016
The Male Trend Maverick award goes to Jared Leto for this outfit that combines an usher’s suit, Hugh Hefner’s the world and slippers ’s largest corsage.
While Lady Gaga (who else?) Scoops the Female Vogue Maverick gong for daring to wear pants to the Oscars, but disguising them as a clothing.
And ultimately, the Who Wore It Best goes to…;
Tina Fey! No, actually, Reese Witherspoon…; we believe.
Have we missed anyone?